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		<title>Priest checks fingerprints for mass attendance</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[WARSAW (Reuters) – A Polish priest has installed an electronic reader in his church for schoolchildren to leave their fingerprints in order to monitor their attendance at mass, the Gazeta Wyborcza daily said on Friday. The pupils will mark their fingerprints every time they go to church over three years and if they attend 200 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="../wp-content/uploads/2009/05/the_priest.jpg"><img class="alignleft" title="the_priest" src="../wp-content/uploads/2009/05/the_priest-300x298.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="298" /></a>WARSAW (Reuters) – A Polish priest has installed an electronic reader in his church for schoolchildren to leave their fingerprints in order to monitor their attendance at mass, the Gazeta Wyborcza daily said on Friday.</p>
<p>The pupils will mark their fingerprints every time they go to church over three years and if they attend 200 masses they will be freed from the obligation of having to pass an exam prior to their confirmation, the paper said.</p>
<p>The pupils in the southern town of Gryfow Slaski told the daily they liked the idea and also the priest, Grzegorz Sowa, who invented it.</p>
<p>&#8220;This is comfortable. We don&#8217;t have to stand in a line to get the priest&#8217;s signature (confirming our presence at the mass) in our confirmation notebooks,&#8221; said one pupil, who gave her name as Karolina.</p>
<p>Poland is perhaps the most devoutly Roman Catholic country in Europe today and churches are regularly packed on Sundays.</p>
<p>(Reporting by Kuba Jaworowski, editing by Paul Casciato)</p>
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		<title>Ga. man buys car, finds $200K in counterfeit cash</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[(AP) BALL GROUND, Ga. – One north Georgia man got more than he bargained for when he bought a car from a towing company late last year. Officials with the Cherokee County Sheriff&#8217;s Office said Thursday that Tye Kuykendall found $200,000 in counterfeit money inside a hidden compartment behind the back seat of the car. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(AP) BALL GROUND, Ga. – One north Georgia man got more than he bargained for when he bought a car from a towing company late last year. Officials with the Cherokee County Sheriff&#8217;s Office said Thursday that Tye Kuykendall found $200,000 in counterfeit money inside a hidden compartment behind the back seat of the car.</p>
<p>Authorities said Kuykendall bought the car after it sat for more than three years in an impound yard after being towed by Fulton County police in 2006.</p>
<p>Authorities said he was fixing a gas leak when he discovered the secret compartment.</p>
<p>Cherokee officials have called the U.S. Secret Service to help with the case.</p>
<p>___</p>
<p>Information from: The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, <a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/ap/ap_on_fe_st/storytext/us_odd_car_cash/34915436/SIG=10krkhktm/*http://www.ajc.com">http://www.ajc.com</a></p>
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		<title>Pork better for sex than Viagra?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:59:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) – Argentina&#8217;s president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork. &#8220;I&#8217;ve just been told something I didn&#8217;t know; that eating pork improves your sex life &#8230; I&#8217;d say it&#8217;s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) –  Argentina&#8217;s president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve just been told something I didn&#8217;t know; that eating pork improves your sex life &#8230; I&#8217;d say it&#8217;s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra,&#8221; President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.</p>
<p>She said she recently ate pork and &#8220;things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true.&#8221;</p>
<p>Argentines are the world&#8217;s biggest per capita consumers of beef, but the government has sought to promote pork as an alternative in recent years due to rising steak prices and as a way to diversify the meat industry.</p>
<p>&#8220;Trying it doesn&#8217;t cost anything, so let&#8217;s give it a go,&#8221; Fernandez said in the televised speech.</p>
<p>(Reporting by Karina Grazina; Writing by Helen Popper)</p>
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